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pube bunnies

The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.
Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
by texasco April 24, 2014
mugGet the pube bunniesmug.

Pube Pass

(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.

It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
mugGet the Pube Passmug.

Jiffy Pube

Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
mugGet the Jiffy Pubemug.

Pube Plucking

when you pick pubes that get stuck in your dick hole
last night I to do some major pube plucking
by MrPhatkok May 11, 2020
mugGet the Pube Pluckingmug.

Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
mugGet the Rubik’s pubesmug.

pube dingle

When you forget to shave your coo coo and your bum hair gets hot sweaty and toasty. So your bum hair connects to your crack hair. That dingleberry transfers to a pube dingle.
"If you think dingleberries are bad, you should experience a pube dingle."
by Goinontour September 28, 2017
mugGet the pube dinglemug.

Bandwagon pube

When someone likes a team for a stupid ass reason.
"I like the raiders because I'm a white sox fan and they have the same colors."

"BANDWAGON PUBE!"
by Gartz44 May 11, 2016
mugGet the Bandwagon pubemug.

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