Paper Whore

Someone (mostly a research professor) who could go to any extent to get his pointless research published.
My prof is such a "Paper Whore" material, he would even suck my dingy dong to get his work done.
by madingo_thatsme August 08, 2019
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Paper Chaser

Someone who does all for the money, someone who chases money
This homie does everything for some bucks. He's a paper chaser
by Lootdown January 16, 2022
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Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.
You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!
by cr0nky October 16, 2009
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Paper Blizzarding

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.
You just got paper blizzarded

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.
by Gregory Ferrara January 08, 2019
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fetchin paper

"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"
by chodz April 12, 2010
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Paper Shaman

A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.
The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.
by BigRed41 February 14, 2023
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Paper Champ

A person or team that wins the championship without beating the actual titleholder and it is known that they can't defend the title against the actual champ. This may happen due to any reason like the actual champ being out of competition with injury or travel issues or anything.
When Jon Jones got stripped of the title, DC was nothing but a paper champ.
by NoVax DjoCovid January 30, 2022
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