Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 14, 2014
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Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mi

1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
Baby, I got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you'll find in the big nutty!
by Nutty Pirate Peaches March 05, 2007
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The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes December 01, 2011
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mi intindi?

a popular frase said in chile by the footballer Alexis sanchez that its means do you understand me ?
De cabro chico de tocopilla mi intindi?
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Misah Mis

Khamisah is a phenomenal woman. She is very understanding, educated, beautiful, and sometimes even funny. This is someone you can talk to anytime of the day and will not feel judged. From her smile, to her laugh, even when she argues you cannot find yourself to dislike this woman. If you find a Khamisah in your life do not lose her because eventually you will want her apart of your life again. Just do not talk to Robert’s Khamisah!
Guy 1: Hey is that Misah Mis?
Guy 2: Yeah she is the bomb!
Girl 1: I think she is married to Robert Wilmote
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Mi

A proper noun, referring to a young girl full of beauty and cuteness. The girl named Mi is very harmonious with everyone around, especially caring and devoted to her loved ones. The girl often has dreams of running or swimming like an Olympic athlete. Hate lies, love beauty.
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Mi

Me in Critterese
Caveman, the cool guy: mi give you rock, mu give mi fire.
by Froggiest February 01, 2024
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