Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
Get the Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicletamug. 1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
by Nutty Pirate Peaches December 14, 2008
Get the Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mimug. The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
Get the Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MImug. 
Get the Kon mi kditmug. When you think someone is waving to you , and you eagerly wave back saying hi just to find out the person is not actually waving to you, but the person behind you. This results in extreme humiliation , and failure to know what to do next.
Kelly waves at Suzie
Jackie thinks Kelly is waving at her and waves back , eagerly.
Kelly walks past Jackie and hugs Suzie, greeting her.
Jackie stands there vulgarly humiliated, unable what to do next.
Kelly and Suzie talk about how how Jackie has mis-taken waving at Kelly
Jackie thinks Kelly is waving at her and waves back , eagerly.
Kelly walks past Jackie and hugs Suzie, greeting her.
Jackie stands there vulgarly humiliated, unable what to do next.
Kelly and Suzie talk about how how Jackie has mis-taken waving at Kelly
by bostonbitch January 23, 2011
Get the mis-taken wavingmug. a term originated in panama city, name given to the person who probably still is the love of my life, my love. although we have somehow parted ways, it feels almost inevitable that we will always end up finding each other again.
mi kiki (bonito) is kind, gentle, hilarious, soft, loving, caring, and above anything else, giving. you would be lucky to find yourself one, if not the original.
mi kiki (bonito) is kind, gentle, hilarious, soft, loving, caring, and above anything else, giving. you would be lucky to find yourself one, if not the original.
example: mi kiki (bonito) is a very pretty person, a fairy angel maybe, a being who might have been a tree in their past life.
issa: hey, have i by any chance ever talked to you about mi kiki? seems like i haven't...
smart person with decent memory: yes you already have a thousand times please shut the fuck up about it for once.
issa: ok rude 0_0, anyways *begins to tell the story weeping a little maybe*
issa: hey, have i by any chance ever talked to you about mi kiki? seems like i haven't...
smart person with decent memory: yes you already have a thousand times please shut the fuck up about it for once.
issa: ok rude 0_0, anyways *begins to tell the story weeping a little maybe*
by issi jejeje November 22, 2021
Get the mi kiki (bonito)mug. 