Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

Landon

Is a guy who wants to get in every girls pants at a party

Addy:Did you see what Landon did?
Shelly:no

Addy:he stuck his hand down my pants

by Sexy_bob2 November 21, 2019

landon

is a guy

hi landon

by hbkkhv June 20, 2022

Landon

A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.

was that landon? man his balls huge.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Landon Cane

A gay faggot that is most likely a slim shady fan and sucks dick

“Yo look it’s Landon Cane a gay fag.”

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 25, 2021

Landon

Amazing, Sporty, Strict parents, funny, outgoing, daddy

Landon is sexier than you

by anonymous May 17, 2022

A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass

Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024