Granddaddy Issues

Daddy issues but with your grandpa

My grandpa isn’t in my life, I have granddaddy issues

by Queen Alexandria December 26, 2023

issues

issues could be described as dana or daneh, known for looking like popeyes kid / pufferfish / weird hamster / weird messed up chihuahua. i could go on but the list will never end. she currently looks like farquad from shrek but the aliexpress version so we call her fartquad

poor emily has a lot of issues in her life

by crabsicle May 10, 2023

Skill issue

Adrian felix bruland

Skill issue on top

by Camilla. September 12, 2023

the classy issue

The Classy Issue is originally a tumblr page, but got so famous its made into a online shop. Also has millions of followers on Instagram. The images found at The Classy Issue collectively define the true definition of classy in its purest form: scantily clad women, graffiti, weaponry, NSFW imagery and a hovering weed haze. We will lift our pinky finger and toast to that.

Damn you look sexy on that picture, i´ll tag the classy issue

by hoehoehoe12345 November 29, 2016

Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.

This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.

by Deranged Don November 2, 2025

Daddy issues become daddies issues

just a little food for thought

Daddy issues become daddies issues

by Thehairydabber December 4, 2024

Matriarchal Issues

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.

Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.

by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023