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Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.
"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."
by owlzitty July 15, 2016
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hawk tfoo

Spitting on someone through text.
hawk tfoo *enters strangers DMs with a large amount of disrespect*
by luisishorny February 25, 2021
mugGet the hawk tfoomug.

Blog Hawk

One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.
Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.
by Miriam M. March 29, 2007
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Gravy Hawk

When you are receiving oral sex from another person and they unintentionally vomit on your genitalia and then continues until you finish.
Bob-" I heard you got a gravy hawk last night."
Kyle-" Yeah, it was terrible but great."
*high five*
by Fatmannasty April 30, 2014
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peter hawking

The act of staring at a man's dick usually being another man looking in the general direction of said dick
Where you just Peter hawking me bro?
by madddmax September 10, 2015
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Broad Hawk

The act of receiving fellatio through a rolled down car window in broad daylight.
Jesse : Yeah dude Lizzy totally broad hawked Adrian in the parking lot.

Rick : Dude no way he got broad hawked?
by captain awesome123 October 2, 2016
mugGet the Broad Hawkmug.

Wet Hawk

For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom

"Wet Hawk" (noun):

A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.

The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
by Take_your_Doxy July 18, 2023
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