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mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
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AGGD (Angry garden gnome disease)

This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.
AGGD (angry garden gnome disease)- The boy named ben with AGGD cussed out his councilor .
by A counselor October 30, 2017
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Gnome Style

The sexual act in which a partner shoves a garden gnome in a partner's ass or vagina
Judy and I did it gnome style last night!
by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018
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gnome

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.
"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
by gotchubro March 1, 2020
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Gnomed

1. To be destroyed by gnome/s.
2. To yeet.
3. To have your entire life ruined by a gnome/s
by Epic Memer Tortoise Boi June 1, 2020
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Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
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