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mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
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This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.
AGGD (angry garden gnome disease)- The boy named ben with AGGD cussed out his councilor .
by A counselor October 30, 2017
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Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.
Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!
by aarondoctor October 14, 2023
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Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears
Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”
by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022
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Been Gnomed

If you are born between 1 January and 31 December.
YOU HAVE BEEN GNOMED
My friend is a gnome
another friend says you have been gnomed because you are a gnome
by GamerGnome March 9, 2022
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Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless
Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”
by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025
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