damn eva’s pretty as fuck
by Tyler_1836929 June 13, 2022

by achoo256 July 10, 2022

Eva is a goofy geezer with amazing banter she tries her hardest at anything and everything!!!!!!!!! she has multiple stds buut still makes her way through life shining and sparkling like a boss.
by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

Shes a beautiful stunning girl, and she is amazing at everything, and defeats everything in her way.
" Hey girl, look at Eva she's slaying those new boots." " Are you going to Eva's house, she is soooo rich, I would"
by slaykitty January 26, 2023

Shes the perfect house wife material and will make you pancakes while she beats you up with a pan like rapunzel or sm. shes a stupid Canadian with maple syrup or some shit. shes so white like the color of my walls. she will never leave her perfect husband and will work to impress men cause shes super straight.
by pee_lover November 26, 2021

(pronounced EH-vA) short friend, big personality. this person is the bestest and if you know an eva don't let her do dumb things. ily eva
by hummusandpretzels October 8, 2022

by Jesus millan ruiz February 19, 2020
