wanna cookie

a nicer way to say "GOOD FOR YOU" when someone is tryna brag about something.

Friend: "i just bought 3 northfaces & i still have 300$$ left over"
Friend2: "WANNA COOKIE"

by Mariel Quijano January 11, 2008

cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.

When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.

by Matt Cheese August 31, 2006

Affogato Cookie

fishy from cookie run kingdom

Affogato Cookie: "And I Am A fish"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "N O＂

by emperorbelos April 11, 2022

toss cookies

to puke/vomit/chunder you get the point

jake will get foodpoisoning from that shitty ass burgerking and will toss cookies all night

by papajohn November 6, 2007

gookie cookie

A delicious dessert item sold by Michael Scott at his convenience store.

Michael: Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!

by lola.mkv April 28, 2020

Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011

cookie wife

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

by Minimag November 19, 2007