canadian burrito

The word a Canadian pervert would use to describe his schlong when trying to seduce an underage Mexican housekeeper.

Mike (Canadian): "Hi Juanita, have you ever had a Canadian Burrito?"

by Tacotuesdayistoday April 15, 2014

burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied

Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.

by Bustinmyballsforburritos April 14, 2014

Brown Burrito

The act of one shitting into a burrito and sharing it with your friends :)

Ryan : Anyone wanting a brown burrito?
Friends: Yeah sure..... This Tastes amazing!
Ryan: I made it myself :)

by Capt Duckleworth August 23, 2011

burrito blowout

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.

Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.

by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013

ass burrito

a large, well formed turd

Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.

by jim's friend October 2, 2011

Chum Burrito

Eating the puke back out of a vagina after vomiting into it.

Chumley's girlfiend stank soooo bad, he puked while going down on her. But since he hadn't had lunch yet, he made a chum burrito of it.

by goodwood September 16, 2010

Burrito Kick

A devastating kick which requires both skill and strength. Getting a running start jump into the air and straighten your body like a missile, striking your enemy feet first in the groin chest or face.

Holy shit that flying burrito kick destroyed that baby, why would you burrito kick a baby?

by Vlad*the*impaler September 29, 2009