The Bishop

To gain pleasure from eating one's own cum.

His girlfriend left him after finding him doing the Bishop.

by 69Publius69 January 30, 2024

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Dirty Bishop

When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.

This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.

by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024

BISHOP

BITCH SHUT UP.

I'm not even trying to hear you "bishop".

by [e-mail] January 11, 2023

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Arch Bishop Ryan High School

Arch Bishop Ryan High School is a school filled to the brim with whores and faggots men like to give each other blow jobs in the bathroom. Kinda gay ngl don’t go to this school unless your gay

Ethan ate all of the dick in Arch Bishop Ryan High School he also ate all the food

by Ethan Large September 7, 2021

Throttling the bishop

To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner

I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019