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No Chance, Bro

The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.
"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"

"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"
by Chiggaman January 7, 2009
mugGet the No Chance, Bromug.

Business Bro

Some dude who claims to run a business, and keeps using certain buzzwords like "Cash Flow" and "Going big / Take it to the next level" constantly but in reality is learning by the seat of his pants and really has no idea what he is doing. Big dreamer, but lacks direction and knowledge. Not necessarily a bad guy, but that one Youtube video he watched about running a successful business is running through his head on nonstop repeat everyday and he acts like he's going to be a millionaire in the next 9 months.
Business Bro: Once I achieve optimal synergy with positive cash flow energy I'll blow up and go big so I can take it to the next level! Let's do this!
by ApplesPotatoGardner February 3, 2023
mugGet the Business Bromug.

ubad bro

The definition of ubad bro comes from the online gaming world of having either a bad teammate or enemy and then calling them your bro afterwards. It has become really popular since ubad and bro are both often used when talking online trash.
Person A: WTF! you stole my kill! $@#* KSer!

Person B: lolol ubad bro! Not my fault you couldn't kill em first!
by Weba April 26, 2012
mugGet the ubad bromug.

Bro-Solid

Bro-Solid
A bro who always has your back and you have theirs, keeping It one-Hundred With each other and everything on solid,
a day-one Bro who never judges you but Tells you the truth.
Slic-O : Good looking out bro,
Bryan: Yeah kinfolk you know I’m always there when you need me,
Slic-O : you Bro-Solid for real....

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei
by MillYentei DYSlick June 25, 2020
mugGet the Bro-Solidmug.

bro tickle

Instead of a bro fist, its a bro tickle, as shown in pewdiepie's video "My 100 Mil Award BROKE!"
by Reky420 September 12, 2019
mugGet the bro ticklemug.

bro-stick

It's like a disco stick, but not.
Example 1:
"Hey, do you want a bro-stick?"
"No thanks, I just brushed my teeth."

Example 2:
"Where would you find a bro's bro-stick?"
"In his hand."

Example 3:
"I don't wanna touch Jerome's bro-stick."
by Darnall6 April 15, 2010
mugGet the bro-stickmug.

bro jeff

A mythical gym creature capable of moving seemingly impossible amounts of weight all while demonstrating below average form. Some say you can identify a Bro Jeff by seeing them front squat 315 lbs with a wide stance and overextending the knees.
"Wow, look at Bro Jeff lifting all that weight.”
by BroJeffEnthusiast March 27, 2019
mugGet the bro jeffmug.

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