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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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Testicle tosi

Testicle tosi touches testicles

Marc likesto rip off old mad testicals and than after that he likes to cut a hole in them and cum in that hole and than when he rubs the testical it will cum with a mixture of the old man cum and Marc's cum and than after he does that he eats the testical with no seasoning
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Rad-testicle

What is rad-testicle you may ask as you find this new word, It it where the male specimen actually shows decent enough traits to be a functioning human being.
Wow, Bryan was very rad-testicle today at the parade.
by LeachLVR September 11, 2023
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Testicle Tingler

When you look at or see a hot sexy girl who you would like to get intimate with and your getting aroused making your testicles tingle.
Jen... what's up with you?
Jez... I've been checking Holly out and she's giving me a testicle tingler.
by The Plumber Jezza J October 26, 2022
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testicle

balls nigga , good ol' balls , a more professional term is douchebag , bag of balls..etc , it means nice
my mom is such a testicle
by shanyalabaad January 13, 2022
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Devil’s testicles

Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.
Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.
by zzing December 8, 2021
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Hidden Testicle

The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021
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