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terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la
Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
by WandObi March 1, 2018
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Social Terrorist

Individuals or groups who apply premeditated, politically motivated use of force, violence, or online harassment/doxing against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a Government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of extreme left-leaning political or social objectives”. Also known as Social Justice Warriors.
They were cancelled on Twitter by Social Terrorists who found out they voted for President Trump
by BanthaMan March 10, 2021
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terrorist

Someone who goes by the name Suria Nijjer

Someone who is from a foreign country who insists on causing harm
Person 1: what do you call those things that drop bombs

Person 2: Suria Nijjer

Is being like Suria Nijjer a bad thing

yes since she’s from a foreign country and insists on causing harm like a terrorist
by lumfow January 29, 2022
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LRAD terrorist

A person that uses a long-range acoustic device (LRAD) onto people. They set the volume low to avoid detection by

bystanders. The person is given information about the target, and uses it to program speaking scripts for the LRAD to beam into the target. It makes the target think they are schizophrenic and being persecuted.
"I love my job for justice. I scare and harass people using an LRAD. There are so many people in the mental hospital now because of me. But I would never admit that I am an LRAD terrorist."
by fangedWu March 13, 2025
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market terrorist

A market terrorist is a term used to describe an individual or group who intentionally tries to manipulate the stock market for their own gain by spreading false or misleading information, or by taking other actions that are designed to create fear or uncertainty among investors. This could include things like hacking into stock trading systems, issuing fake press releases, or using other tactics to manipulate stock prices. Market terrorists often operate with the aim of causing significant financial losses for other investors, in order to benefit from the resulting market chaos.
Yo, Citadel is a fucking market terrorist
by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022
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soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...
Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist
by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020
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Family terrorist

A family member whose existence is to disrupt, chaos, risk relationships at all cost . Motivated by instant gratification and selfishness.
Are we having the family terrorist over for the holidays?
by Melitsaha December 26, 2020
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