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Tennessee Turf Ass

When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole
“Matt was 350, so me and the boys have him a taste of the Tennessee Turf Ass
by grinchy474848 January 12, 2023
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tennessee chicken chokehold

When you have a hole in the crotch of your underwear and a corresponding hole in the crotch of your shorts so that when you sit down both balls fall out of both holes and get caught outside your shorts. When one ball falls out and get caught this is a Mississippi chicken chokehold.
I didn't realize my boxers and my shorts had a hole in them until I sat down and saw I had my balls in a Tennessee chicken chokehold.
by etmo November 30, 2018
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Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people day that tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging
by FJB FKH November 6, 2022
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tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.
“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”
by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021
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"We haven't done the Raging Tennessee Thunderbird in a while because we're saving up for swing repairs and a new car battery" -- Luke
by Snajee-lay June 25, 2022
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Tennessee Teeter Totter

when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female
bill snapped his neck attempting the Tennessee Teeter Totter yesterday on Erica.
by Dmizzle January 10, 2009
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tennessee technological university

A university containing very poor idiots or wealthy retarted people.
Tennessee Technological University is full of douches.
by Brent Last November 19, 2004
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