high-tank

v: the act of relieving your bowel movements in the flush tank of another person’s commode

I know Brian high tanked my shitter last night because my water was all brown when I flushed.

by jayman March 3, 2004

Shart Tank

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.

My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.

by Slerotin August 27, 2013

tank up

To drink heavily to the point of getting zonked out of your mind.

Last night I tanked up so much, that I passed out and dreamed that I was swimming in a sea of beer.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

tanks yuo

"Thank you." See tanks; yuo.

Yeh, luser, dat was soo l33t. Tanks, yuo!

by CelticWonder November 19, 2002

tank tits

a name given to a girl with enormously huge tits

Damn, look a tank tits standing by the door!

by papa smurph May 13, 2005

Sperm tanks

the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge

-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!

-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!

by urpapi October 5, 2010

Egg Tank

The most kickass white Chevy Cavalier adorned with a giant dent on the side; and green fuzzy flaming dice.
It has the ability to tank through snow, mud, dirt, ice, Zombehs and YOUR MOTHER. It tanks it's way through everything and holds a troop of six with FIVE seats; that's how kickass that car is. The driver is awesome, but the Eggtank prevails over him.

THIS IS EGGTANK!
Dude 1: DID YOU SEE THE EGG TANK?! THAT THING IS KICKASS.
Dude 2: Holy shit! You're right!
Dude 3: lolz

by xLunarSerenadex April 1, 2008