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Hittn switches

A person who’s tweaking balls and can’t stop moving around
Look at Amber she’s hittn switches hard she must have some good shit
by TubeSteakDickDouglas March 26, 2022
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Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021
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switched face

When you first meet a person and they are so kind at first. They only show you a made up version of themselves. When you stop being able to be useful to them or y’all have an argument then you see their true colors. They reveal to you it was just an illusion and show you how evil they really are.
Me and icky where best friends until she switched face.

When I found out bob was becoming successful and not sharing his success with me I switched face on him because I never liked him from the start and now I’ll show him how deep rooted my hatred for him is.
by Nesha Unique January 31, 2023
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Moving Switch

The act of switching driver while driving a vehicle, Best if done in a larger vehicle like a van or bus.
Aaron had to pee but he was driving so joe offered to hold the wheel so sid can hop in the driver seat while aaron peed in a bottle in the back. Hence, Moving Switch.
by billydick888 January 21, 2009
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Pinch and Switch

When a group of male friends or strangers meet up in a bathroom and spontaneously start pinching the others' penises with homoerotic glee. The "switch" part comes from switching the lights off.
Do you remember last night, Alfred? When we caught Joshua and his boys playing Pinch and Switch in my uncle's dirty washroom for almost an hour? I heard them giggling the whole time they were in there, but by the time they came out they were completely silent and stone-faced. I wish they had invited me, too...
by Djentistrulyoutrageous February 10, 2015
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Spliff and Switch

The act of smoking weed (usually a spliff/joint) and gaming on your Nintendo Switch
Ace:"Did you hear about John pulling a Spliff and Switch last night"

Chris:"Yeah I was there, it was insane"
by harveytheblade October 21, 2017
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Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race
Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis
by Dumbpolish April 8, 2023
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