Sweetpea

The greatest goalscorer of all time, Sweet Pea is commonly referred to as "The Messi of kids with Down syndrome." Sweetpea is an extraordinary player and the way he misses open goals making it look like he messed up but did it on purpose is amazing. There is truly no other specimen like him. Sweetpea is popular amongst his older friends and is commonly "laughed with, not laughed at." Sweetpea's incredible sense of humor makes him a very likeable person among his peers. Sweetpea however lives a dark and secret underground life. He jacks off to videos of prepubescent children, specifically 8th graders named Mia. It is also common knowledge that Sweetpea is not a virgin and has had sex with not only multiple women, but has had dick so far up his ass that he needs it reattached. Sweetpea is also the most handsome looking man in the world. Woman constantly have their eyes on his freckles and would die just to stare into that overexposed forehead of his. Rumor has it, because of the amount of bleach that he dipped his dick in, it spread out into his body and made a permanent mark on his skin. However, it cannot be denied that sweetpea is and always will be the greatest human to walk on the face of the earth.

Sweetpea was looking for his dildo one day and found it in his jar of peanut butter. He then remembered that he let David borrow it and found some white stuff on it, to which Sweetpea happily licked off.

by Jesus from Peotone February 2, 2017

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street sweepers

a name for a gun most commonly used in raps.

Wit' a streetsweeper, regulatin' corners, and keys, and O's. Ludacris & Twista Higher

by ashley313 April 4, 2004

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street sweeper

when a girl is such a slut that her vagina hangs low enough to clean the sidewalk or street she is walking on

Damn, did you see that ho? She was cleaning the streets with her labias! Straight up street sweeper.

by J-thunder June 2, 2008

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Street Sweeper

Yeah, an automatic weapon that can take out everyone on the block, but the term is also used to describe a slammed car.
Horsepower, brand, and condition is irrelevant.

From bombs to buckets, VIP'd out shit to lowlows.
It can be rotted out and covered in character, or dripping with flake, chrome, and candy treats, but your ride ain't shit 'til it's sweepin' the streets.

"You see that slammed-ass Chevy throw sparks out of the parking lot?"
"Shit yeah! That thing was CRUSHED! straight up Street Sweeper."

by I'm Devious. February 26, 2012

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Street Sweepers

Those stupid looking pants that are so big that they cover your shoes, they usually sell for 50 bucks and are made my cheap brands, not to mention their durability is crappy.

"Man, look at that dork in his street sweepers!"

by Andrew Mitchell December 22, 2003

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