surf and stoned

1. Surf And Stoned is a Hawaii Big Island based enterprise. Cannabis for Dummies TM authors, Surf And Stoned Brand, Ayahuasca Paradise Ministries, Hawaii Justice Collation Policy Institute, and Big Island Patient Grow Collective. Started by Brandon Evans and Connor McRaven. Founded 2017/2018 with investors funding from HSBC the name Surf And Stoned and the logo are pending trademark. Surfandstoned.com is the companies website.

2. Surf And Stoned is the action of surfing while stoned.

3. Surf And Stoned is a place.

Surf and stoned is the best smoke shop, vape shop, and brand in Hawaii; and the 1st seed to sale cannabis indusrty leader.

by AlohaBro December 12, 2017

clam surfing

The process of rubbing a semi erect penis across the opening of a moist vagine.

She wouldn't let me stick it in, I had to settle for some heavy clam surfing. White capped her belly.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

surf hair

The dry, semi-stringy texture of a person's hair after surfing in the ocean and spending hours in the sun. Usually used as a term by people who surf a lot.

"Rebecca has surf hair from being on the waves so often."

by surfsince96 June 16, 2017

surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.

At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.

by LeighBotts June 22, 2016

Dog surfing

Sliding your feet on the floor on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you don't step on the dog who is sleeping somewhere in the room.

I heard you dog surfing at 2:00 AM on your way to the bathroom.

by Vf500f December 13, 2019

Urban Surfing

When you keep clicking the blue text on urban dictionary definitions with repetition to see where you end up

When you’re really bored, you should try urban surfing.

by Minicrusher4200 March 8, 2020

city surfing

An extremely dangerous illegal activity in large metropolitan areas that have bus service. Adventurous types climb onto the roof of a bus (usually from the top of the bus stop shelter) and ride the bus from the outside thereby avoiding paying bus fare and getting a cheap (free) thrill. City surfing can be done sitting, standing or laying down. It is advisable to lay down if law enforcement is in visible range in an attempt avoid being seen and thus apprehended.

It also applies to smaller passenger vehicles but these are much more dangerous and unpredictable while offering little or no way to hide from law enforcement.

"Dude what happened to Jason?"
"He split his dome city surfing, rest in peace man"

by breakfast dude July 30, 2020