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Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.
It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps
by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021
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Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.
"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"
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surf in turf

What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.

Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
Sean: Hey, want to get surf in turf?
Me: You mean surf n turf? Bone Apple Tea!
by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019
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tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people
i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"
by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009
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Bird surfing

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.
"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"
by hola_anal March 28, 2012
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Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011
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yeatsie surf

a really hyped up surfer who cant even surf but everyone thinks he can because he has long hair. He is a poser.
person 1: this guy looks good

person 2: nah hes a yeatsie surf for sure
by dankKINGx360dukelordMLG May 20, 2018
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