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Store Sock

The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011
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Street Bitches Of America

"The Street Bitches of America Association (SBAA) are for those who are properly endowed with "whore" and effectively work their corner. You're bringing in the greenbacks, making it rain more than the Flood.

As an active member, you will be expected to maintain the high standards of the "hoe" as well as recruit possible members. But most importantly, enjoy being some of the baddest street bitches there are."

Rules and Regulations:
Members are to adhere to these rules or suffer not only the loss of your place in the club, but of your corner and a rank as a fellow prostiute.

Fuck bitches, get money
Don't accept anything less than a dollar bill.

Keep not only the club, but your actions hush-hush. Cops be trolling.
Don't spread STIs without the person's consent.
Oooh gurl you have enough hoe in you to be a honorary member of the Street bitches of America.
by SBAA Co-Founder :D November 13, 2011
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street sleeper

A vehicle that has been mechanically tuned for performance, but looks visually very similar to (or the same as) the original vehicle.
Street sleepers are intended to surprise race challengers who underestimate their performance.
"damn, that must have been a street sleeper, there's no other way it could have beat me!"
by I AM Mr Smith July 23, 2012
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Storey Style

White glove service to the middle of the road. Storey Style is enjoying the finer things in life in common surroundings. When confronted with pedestrian options, Storey Style seeks a first class or top shelf alternative no one realized was available.
Rather than settling for a cab, the Storey Style gentleman hails a stretch limousine.

No matter where you dine, when Storey Styling, order a seafood tower whether it's on the menu or not.
by harshbargler August 26, 2013
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storiented

A portmanteau of the phrase "story oriented." Used to describe entertainment which favors deliberate plot development over gags, action, or character-development.
Ashley: "Wanna watch a quick show before bed?"
Josh: "How about Game of Thrones?"
Ashley: "Nah, too storiented. Let's watch something light, like The League."
by phaelinx August 27, 2013
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Street Drummer

A street performer, who plays drums solos, usually on buckets. Occasionally has dancers who dance to his beat.
Did you see that street drummer in Boston? That was sick!
by zamorak October 22, 2013
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Street I.Q

One's overrall knowledge and understanding of the sreets put in a scale of that identicle to the I.Q test invented in 1916 by Stanford physchologist Lewis Terman & co-inventor, Alfred Binet where scoring 70 or lower being classafied retardation. 100 is normal and 140 and above is genuis . Street I.Q has the same exact scale and number that represents your intellgence of the streets. Based off your all around knowldege of being able to survive and stay alive at any given time on the Streets. Those that that are most likly from that of a 3rd world country, Ghetto infested streets. Gang affliated back grounds, ones abilty to beat opression and avoid cops, death, abuse, lost of money , drive by shootings,rape every day things that occur on the streets of the world that having a high Street I.Q can make the difrrence of life or death and seeing another day with your family its something to be proud and upliftting about to have a high street I.Q in the pass this was simply know as having streets smarts now we empower the word with a new scale to gratify your over understanding of street knowledge !
Theo the nerd might be a genius and book smart but he won't last 10 minutes in the hood with that low of a Street I.Q

My Bro Arturo was able to navigate us safley threw the gang affilated streets due to his high Street I.Q and knowledge of knowing where all rival hoods where @

Officer Collins was raised in the Ghetto but became a cop because he Was intelligent and had a high street I.Q
by Bryan K Bradley July 14, 2016
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