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Kentucky Starfish

1.) A particular breed of Southern Kentucky asshole.

2.) The best sphincter you've seen all day.
3.) A butthole that is of Remy Lecroix or Shia LaBeouf status.
4.)Anything that is the cremé da la cremé may be referred to as The Kentucky Starfish
Wow, I'd tongue-punch that Kentucky Starfish!

Well isn't that an adorable Kentucky Starfish?

Honey!, Look at that Kentucky Starfish.

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by BoxBuster October 4, 2015
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Stinky Starfish

The phrase to describe someone's unwashed and or dirty butthole.
"Eugene has a very stinky starfish."
by deimos227 February 20, 2024
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Snowy starfish

When you cover your anus in cocaine and get your asshole licked
Junky thot wanted that last bump so bad she went nose first into my snowy starfish.
by The troll formally known as March 23, 2019
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Reece’s pieces starfish

A series of events to which a person will take a shit, let it crust, and rub peanut butter in their asshole. Another individual will then eat their ass out as if they were eating Reece’s pieces.
Cristian: I just finished taking a shit and now I’m gonna shove peanut butter up my ass!

Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!
by Reece’s pieces May 6, 2024
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STARFISH

1. The shape of one's anus after a large bowel movement.

A: Dude, I took a deuce.

B: What happened.

A: My butthole looked like a starfish.

2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them

Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.

The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.
Dude, look at my starfish
Should I bleach it?

Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.

Good, Bro. she's a ho
by Dee Oh Gee October 11, 2016
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Neutron Starfish

Like a neutron star it is highly compacted, it is a great retraction, a massive tightening.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The idea of contracting the beer virus gives me a neutron starfish.

Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.

When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
by iduntcare March 17, 2020
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Jefferson Starfish

When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.
My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.
by Robert longwood June 13, 2025
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