by louie longlegs July 01, 2012
by y33t September 26, 2017
My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.
I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.
I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
squeezing the tomato was a term I heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word masterbater, in the original's stead. Squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, I'm not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.
yo, man, so I was watching porn last night, holy crap! I was squeezing the tomato before I realized it was two dudes! Does that make me gay?
by Mercedes Bends May 27, 2007
Another term for busting a fat nut. Maybe you need to be able to talk to your bros or whatever whilst in mixed company so you have to use a term for it so no one quite understands what's going on.
"So my girlfriend made me squeeze the cheese yesterday and now she's pissed at me because I did it all over her face..."
by SpiderLegs October 08, 2018
"Squeeze one out" can have many euphemistic meanings:
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four
1)"they squeezed out a victory, 1-0"
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.
by Hamid2547 October 03, 2010
(verb): To deride someone verbally about fundamental aspects of the person's life. Generally, the derision is done by a baby boomer towards a younger person, normally generation y. The term was used extensively in David Foster Wallace's posthumously published novel "The Pale King." Squeezing someone's shoes goes beyond good nature ribbing or teasing because it isolates more serious qualities in the person whose shoes are being squeezed (i.e. career, or other serious existential questions).
Damn, Dad is really going to squeeze your shoes about dropping out of college and your general mid 20's malaise.
by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014