The action almost always taken by those who find themselves in horrific situations involving psycos, aliens, etc.
preppy guy - "Lets try splitting up so we can cover more ground."
Scooby - "Reah, rets rind rhe ritchen!"
Scooby - "Reah, rets rind rhe ritchen!"
by ripper44872 May 31, 2006
to leave, often implying that one would rather be in another place; originally used to mean "to escape from prison"
by Muddy_123 December 12, 2008
When a guy sits on your shoulders and his balls split around your neck ending with one testicle on either side of your neck.
John helped Tim see the stage at the concert by letting him sit on his shoulders, he regretted this when Tim gave him the Bulgarian split.
by Jaymzyjay May 26, 2018
Slang term for sexual intercourse; specifically referencing vaginal intercourse.
Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.
Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.
Shelia said: "I'd rather be crushing splits instead of getting all these luxury watch spam while eating acai berries!"
by Drevin August 05, 2009
by TheOperator March 19, 2010
by Quality July 29, 2006
When you stick a Banana in a girls pussy and whipped cream up all of the inner thigh and then put whipped cream on her boobs with cherry tits.
by Dan J. August 25, 2006