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purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".
Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
by B Man bran December 9, 2007
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Shit Slinger

The cause of a vehicle slinging shit or similar alternatives on farms or in other places were theres loads of shit.
That fucking Billy using his damn shit slinger Truck throwing that shit on us.
by Quentin_B February 17, 2007
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winter splinter

when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)
1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!

2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.
by BlackPanther415 March 4, 2009
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sludge-slinger

when your boyfriend cums on your stomach and it shoots in your hair and eyes! not a pleasant experience
"Murph, Brian just totally sludge slinged in my eye, and it really burns!!!" Jesse says, "I hate a sludge-slinger!"
by Katie, Beth, and Jess June 1, 2006
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Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)
Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*
by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009
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Slinger

Roadname of a biker known for his root and has a tendency to adorn members of the fairer sex with a clown nose prior to having her orally satisfy him. His demeanor is usually of a quiet gentle type however not uncommon to have women fall prey to his allure and curiosity about his cock. He was lovingly named by a brother after repeatedly sending out photos to his brethren of a coke bottle. Proceed with caution.
Slinger sure can lay some pipe!
by Sun Devil Slinger March 2, 2015
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Splinterbutt

Wow, look at that Splinterbutt
by Lord Hookage October 28, 2013
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