spartan five

n. a high five preceded by a run up and a lunge. Usually connects with a meaty 'crack'. Can be accompanied by a manly grunt e.g. "HAUUUURGH!!!" or a "This is SPARTAAAAA!!!"

Guy 1: "This... is... SPARTAAA!!!"
*both guys run at each other, pull back and lunge into high five*
*CRACK! of hands*
Guy 2: "Fuckin' awesome Spartan five... Umm... I should probably go to the A&E, I think I may have broke something, erm... In a manly way... HAUUUUURGH!!!"

by Andy Hutchings & Bruffy November 9, 2007

sporty bitch

Someone who feels compelled to go out of there way to show that they like a football team or play a sport/ there all massive douche bags

That sporty bitch always talks about sports he should shut the fuck up.

by FROG MAN BIG DIK April 6, 2017

Sparta

Sparta is a town in North Jersey where kids go to town and pretend to skate but they really suck. I know cuz i live there. We go hang out at Frank's pizza and the newly built Panera Bread. All the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and they go in the bathroom to do drugs. They think they are cool but, they are gay. Our 7th graders are digraces, doing every drug immaginable. We have a lot of snowboarders who go to Mountain Creek, the worst mountain immaginable. Also there are kids who think they are cool in marching band who do drugs before every practice, they are all fags. But Sparta is pretty cool if you come here you may like it, but if not dont make a deffinition unless you really know what it is like.

Yo where you from?
Sparta
Wow you're a fag!

by PEYAH! May 7, 2007

Smartycat

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory

"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".

by Smartycat May 4, 2010

Sharty McShart

So Nervous in the McDonalds Drive thru cue that you double Shart!

"Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order please?"

Justin "Wow, what the hell is that smell!"

Steve "Some one just ordered Sharty McShart! ha"

by haha shart! February 21, 2011

Sparky

A common dog name, usually a golden retriever or a very very ugly chihuahua.
If they die, it’s most likely by getting slammed by a car.

Oh! Look at little sparky! He’s at it again, humping the neighbors leg!

by Crackhead_ May 17, 2020

Angry Spartan

One tapes a Spartan spear to the penile area, then before penetration one must scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Proceed until the spear exits the rear end of the receiving person. After the disembowelment, proceed to throw the now lifeless corpse into a dark pit of eternal and utter despair.

Jack: Dude guess what I did yesterday?
Person: The Angry End of the Aztec?

Jack: No bro thats weak, I did the Angry Spartan.
Person: Duuude... pimp.

by ReRun3+Drae September 28, 2011