Soaperstition

That suspicious feeling you get that someone else is in the room because you smell cologne or perfume, until you realize it's your new soap.

Who's in here with me? Oh wait, it's my new fabric softener. Just another crazy soaperstition.

by Prybar March 28, 2012

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Soaked in pig's blood

To be soaked in pig's blood refers to the book and movie "Carrie", in which the titular character is humiliated by her classmates for the last time and goes completely fucking nuts!

Sam got soaked in pig's blood, so now she wants to burn the school down

by Bad Nooze September 1, 2018

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croc-socker

that kid that still wears crocs with socks to school

that guy is a fucking croc-socker

by Datnigga666 January 29, 2017

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taking the shaker

Going out and getting drunk. Partying, whilst intoxicated due to alcohol consumption.

She was out taking the shaker last night.
Do you want to come taking the shaker tonight?

by Shaker87 May 23, 2007

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British slang term to describe (in past tense) an insult by using the hand in a tossing/jacking off motion.

Nescafe (pronounced Nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who's ad on TV used a man (Gareth Hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)

You are driving your car and someone cuts in front of you sharply. Lean out of the window, extend your arm and yell 'wanker!' while curling your hand and moving in a fast wanking/jacking off motion.

You have just performed 'The Nescafe Bean Shaker'!!

Ben "I was driving this morning and some prick cut me up!"
Bill "What did you do?"
Ben "I give it the old Nescafe bean shaker out the window"
Bill "No really?! ha ha"

by Clintos May 25, 2007

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