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shoot-cumbers

It’s a replacement for swear words so we don’t have to ruin our Christian ears.
Oh shoot-cumbers! I forgot to do my homework!
by THE C MONSTER_04 September 30, 2019
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Shooting a bushman

To expel snot out of your nose with high speed,

so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past

(See also: Snot rocket)
Person one: I've got a cold, we're in the bush, my nose is running and there's no tissue!
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman
by John fraank February 5, 2020
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shooting d's

The act of intravenously injecting dilaudid, also known as hydromorphone which is a very strong narcotic used to treat severe pain
Bro! I was just in the bathroom and some guy was shooting d's in his left arm!
by Diskutieren Mann April 27, 2020
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Shoot the Messenger

A party game where you take the last three people you messaged, and the group chooses one thread to be read out loud, unless you use your veto
"Let's play Shoot the Messenger"
"Okay, you first"
"Alright, my last three convos are with Alex, Will, and Jill"
"I choose the Jill convo"
by insomniack November 13, 2020
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toot shoot

The place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the bum hole.
When I was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot
by DATEBOII4158 May 10, 2017
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shoot around

i’m about to shoot around with the bros
by benjii July 2, 2021
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Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.
Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.
by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012
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