Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
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However, 'you ain't shit' isn't necessarily an insult. You can comfort someone by saying that they are not shit.
You ain't shit vs. You are shit is definitely not the same. 'Ain't' is a general negation vernacular term.
However, 'you ain't shit' isn't necessarily an insult. You can comfort someone by saying that they are not shit.
You ain't shit vs. You are shit is definitely not the same. 'Ain't' is a general negation vernacular term.
FuckBoy : I cheated on my girlfriend and I don't even feel guilty haha
GoodMan : Really? You ain't shit, dude! (insult)
GoodMan : Really? You ain't shit, dude! (insult)
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1. Saying untrue, unreliable, incorrect, made up, often nonsensical and unbelievable lies to try to make oneself not look like a giant piece of shit. (see also piece of shit, bullshit artist)
2. One who is undependable, unreliable, fake, untrue, a straight up liar
3. Constipated to the point your eyes turn brown and breath reeks of fecal matter.
(Verb) to be-
1. To make promises, plans, or claims all the while knowing damn well you will never follow through. (see also blow smoke)
2. To be too afraid to be honest & say it like it is because one is soft. Not unlike a scared little girl.
1. Saying untrue, unreliable, incorrect, made up, often nonsensical and unbelievable lies to try to make oneself not look like a giant piece of shit. (see also piece of shit, bullshit artist)
2. One who is undependable, unreliable, fake, untrue, a straight up liar
3. Constipated to the point your eyes turn brown and breath reeks of fecal matter.
(Verb) to be-
1. To make promises, plans, or claims all the while knowing damn well you will never follow through. (see also blow smoke)
2. To be too afraid to be honest & say it like it is because one is soft. Not unlike a scared little girl.
"When do you think you'll have that job done"?
"I just finished it. Best work I've ever done!"
"You're FULL OF SHIT Brandon!! I'm here looking at it now"
"Oh Dave You wouldn't believe all the crazy, unbelievable made up things that happened that kept me from getting out of bed today. But I promise it'll be done today".
"You're FULL OF SHIT. I can't believe anything I hear and only half of what I see with you"
"I just finished it. Best work I've ever done!"
"You're FULL OF SHIT Brandon!! I'm here looking at it now"
"Oh Dave You wouldn't believe all the crazy, unbelievable made up things that happened that kept me from getting out of bed today. But I promise it'll be done today".
"You're FULL OF SHIT. I can't believe anything I hear and only half of what I see with you"
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Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.
Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.
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Get the Little Shit mug.The concept of having to be able to recognize someone you have never met before. Make sure you write this person's name down so you can recognize them later on by their name. If you choose not to recognize that shit, then the person who wants you to recognize them will continue to shout "Recognize that Shit!" only because they want others to remember them. Although, no one really cares for recognizing such people in society.
Bloody Loco: I don give a fuck 'bout no one else in this train, BUT YOU right now.
Passenger (trying to read a book): Thank you, thank you...
Bloody Loco: You better fuckin recognize that shit ASAP! Recognize that shit A-FUCKING-SAP!
Passenger flips page.
Bloody Loco: You don't put no FUCKING fear in my heart.
Me to Bloody Loco: Sir do you need a tampon?
Passenger (trying to read a book): Thank you, thank you...
Bloody Loco: You better fuckin recognize that shit ASAP! Recognize that shit A-FUCKING-SAP!
Passenger flips page.
Bloody Loco: You don't put no FUCKING fear in my heart.
Me to Bloody Loco: Sir do you need a tampon?
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