hotdog shmeater

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

by gaysssasss December 23, 2023

drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024

dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

by eck07 November 21, 2018

finn o shmagen

you will probably never see this but if you do youll know its me who wrote it straight away i can imagine lol unless this is really far into the future when you see it which would be cool anyways i really enjoyed all the good times we had i wish there was more of them or they couldve lasted a few more years i know i was quite a bad girlfriend but i promise i really did try i just think i couldnt get past the idea that you loved someone else and tried to replace me it crushed my soul like nothing ive ever felt before and you cant really swim in the same river twice yanno? i hope whatever you are doing now you are happy and i hope i am happy too

finn o shmagen is a cool dude

by pickle01010 May 3, 2024