"This cute guy asked me out, I wasn't gonna go due to Hair Migration, but then he sent a vid of his puppy."
"So... the puppy was the selling point?"
"Yeah. I guess the guy's surplus, but I'm such a sucker for dogs."
"So... the puppy was the selling point?"
"Yeah. I guess the guy's surplus, but I'm such a sucker for dogs."
by helyllefilten February 17, 2017
A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
by elongatedeel June 29, 2021
Bartender: What can I get u today
Costumer: can I get a selling yellowjack?
Bartender: Which hole
Constumer: in my ass daddy
Costumer: can I get a selling yellowjack?
Bartender: Which hole
Constumer: in my ass daddy
by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023
Dominicans Sell Dictionaries Dominicans
Dominicans Sell Dictionaries Dominicans
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
When something bad is happening to you, but there's a birght side. So basicly you hate something but there's a good part to it.
Average Dude: Man, two anooying coussins came to my house but at least i can stay in my room with the door locked. Its's selling cookies in hell.
Some dude: Yikes.
Some dude: Yikes.
by UrbanSprayDude June 23, 2021
by worrd up March 13, 2015
Your da sells avon
If you saw someone selling avon in the street, it’s probably Jacob Manners’s dad.
Fuck off daft cunt, your da sells avon
Fuck off daft cunt, your da sells avon
by Stinky homeless bum October 16, 2023