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Monster Seeking Monster

A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.
by PatrickMat February 25, 2022
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Twigs and Seeds

n. The unsmokable leftovers from screening marijuana before sale, or the stuff at the bottom of the bag after purchase.
Dude, take out the twigs and seed, it'll rip the zig zag.
by callinghome November 2, 2004
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Circus Seal Seesaw

The act of two batty boys (gay men) alternating bobs on each others cocks in a sea saw like fashion. The act is perfected by the mens heads bobbing up and down on each other in a motion resembling a circus seal.
John said: Your not going to believe what I just saw?
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!
by K of NJ April 24, 2009
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Fap-n-Seek

After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
by master fapper May 5, 2014
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If You Seek Amy

Y'all know where it came from. If not, it's Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy".

If -F
You-U
See-C
See"k" & "A"my- K
Amy-Me

Just keep on pronouncing it and you'll notice it.
Yep, realized it just now. I idolize her for that. Just a coincidence? maybe?
Codename for F.U.C.K. M.E.

*party*

Hey!Enjoying the party?
Not really..
Wanna go and "If You Seek Amy"?
by YoIzYoGurlKy9 November 4, 2017
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Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw

When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.
"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."
by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019
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