schwag dankus

Oxymoronic description of the simultaneous relation to a positive experience such as being high going along with the music . A performance that increases a high based off the performance of the live act .

We got Schwag Dankus’d so hard when that shitty DJ got off and the better one came on .

by Jj champagne January 15, 2020

Schwangdangler

1. The long stems of a plant which hit you in the face while handling them.

2. A penis

1. Every time I pick up those plants, I get the schwangdanglers in my face.

2. Get your schwangdangler out of my face, please.

by Planter059 August 10, 2009

schwaglissa

An embarrassing, fairly unattractive female you've met on the Internet, whose presence you only tolerate for the purposes of sex.

"She's alright, I'm not gonna marry her or nothin'...just another schwaglissa."

"She's not bad in bed, but she's schwaggy like schwaglissa."

"Did you see that girl's outfit? It's fucking horrendous. Did she go shopping with schwaglissa?"

by Urban Dictionary User September 10, 2003

Schwankles

This is the swinging hanging part of the calf, above the ankle.

wow, you have big schwankles!

by Laura Bormann October 4, 2007

schwaggn

to be laying around the crib and not doing shit

not in the mood to do anything
lazy
nothing to do

Was up

Schwaggn at the crib you?

Same schwaggn harder than motherfuka

by aik1ng September 12, 2010

schlang dump

Sex move used when you deficate in or around the partners belly botton.

You ready for the best schlang dump of your life baby

by Captain pussy slayer April 18, 2015

Schlang

A really nasty fart

Boy, did you just schlang?

If you schlanging we ain't bangin

by Gassylady23 May 7, 2017