by snew7 April 27, 2011
A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.
Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.
by jorbastopal November 04, 2010
GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool
by AcuteAngle January 02, 2010
when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.
"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"
"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"
"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016
by Mustang guy 1983 May 10, 2022
When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.
Person2: ::ralf::
Person2: ::ralf::
by Chonch Monkey January 08, 2011
by wasteoftime.exe August 02, 2018