Happy Saturday

When someone comes in your mouth and you spit it in their hair and rub it around.

"I was with Bella last night and she totally gave me a Happy Saturday"

"Nice bro"

by PicklePicker69 December 17, 2021

squirt saturday

Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.

We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.

by xxpussy360xx March 2, 2024

Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.

Its Saturday today! No school.

by NoahMortylock March 22, 2022

saturday night fish fry

A large party in New Orleans where they fry fish on a saturday night as the name suggests

If you are a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019

Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.

Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Sneaks Saturday

i dunno man sneaks saturday

ITS SNEAKS SATURDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by cattooooooooooh November 10, 2020

saturday

a day in the week

"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"

by 2harts March 1, 2017