Santa Clarita

A very boring town north of Los Angeles. People here are fake attention-whores. Most of the teens here are wannabe ravers, and are obsessed with light shows. Lots of kids here do drugs and smoke lots of weed because theres nothing else to do. The only good thing about Santa Clarita is that Six Flags Magic Mountain is located here, and thats really the only fun thing to do here, other than sitting around at the mall doing nothing on a friday night.

KID 1: hey, lets go to a party in Santa Clarita and give lightshows and get high!!
KID 2: Ok, I just got a new glove set.
KID 1: Cool, im so ready to go smoke some weed!!

by YOUALLSUCK!! November 15, 2011

santaphobia

(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.

by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

Santa Clarita

Santa Clarita, California.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.

On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!?

by Lexayy June 21, 2008

Santa face

When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.

"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."

by pete1116 December 29, 2007

Santaire

A really cool guy, who tends to get kidnapped. Has an impeccable taste in music, and a hilarious sense of humor. People that are friends with a Santaire should count themselves lucky. He's rare, and a really awesome friend.

D:"you're cool!"
S:"naw, i'm just santaire."
D:"that makes you cool."
S:"china."

by bfflz May 12, 2009

Santatizer

The hand sanitizer provided at malls which kids now have to use before sitting on Santa's lap to get a picture taken.

Man, the magic of seeing Santa Claus at the mall is not the same anymore. My kids had to use Santatizer before the elves would let them sit on Santa's lap.

by Paintingpinkkitty December 23, 2009

Santa Pimp

n) One who purchases a hooker for the purpoes of gifting it to another
v) Buying a hooker and giving it to someone else for free

Everyone is looking for the Santa Pimp who was said to be in the area.

My friend is so chill that he Santa pimped me this hot bitch for my birthday!

by Toddthewetsprocket December 7, 2013