Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

Septic Swallow

When a guy is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and you're sucking him off and swallowing his cum.

I was giving him a septic swallow, and his shit sprayed all over my face!

by WhipPoorWill12 July 13, 2019

Dry Swallow

When someone throats a dry substance with no liquid.

Damn!!!! The vanilla gorilla just dry swallowed that whole jar of Parmesan.

by El Magnate October 16, 2019

wilson swallow

A Wilson swallow is a guy named Phil who will slob the knob of a quarterback named Russell

Can’t believe your a Wilson swallow

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

Angry swallow

When a girl is adamant that she doesn't swallow but you blow your load in her mouth, pinch her nose and seal her mouth til it's gone anyway.
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!

A vet described an angry swallow as the sexual equivalent of getting cats and dogs to take tablets, only without putting your dick in their mouth first.

The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.

by In_your_endo February 1, 2021

texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021

swamp swallow

The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .

" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "

by Queen Akasha 666 October 11, 2022