Gemma Sage

the definition of someone who likes to have long poos in the toilet while reading books

'Hey, where is Alex"
"He is at the toilet"
"Oh dear, lets hope he's not being a Gemma Sage'

by hibiscus wrestler October 22, 2023

sage

she is a beautiful girl with blond hair and blue eyes. her eyes are like a night sky and are easy to get lost in them. sage is a wonderful person and will make you laugh anytime you need. a sage is usually a person that wants to be loved. she has a sad side that can be cured with a little fun. if you know a sage then consider yourself lucky.

sage is such a beautiful girl i am so lucky to have her in my heart

by bradymikeboy June 18, 2021

Sage

Sage is a hilarious person who is a little bit rude. Sage can be a little shy, but once you get to know them, they'll be very open and social. Sage is smart and gets almost all straight As in school. Sage is also very insecure, but hides those insecurities well, Sage can sometimes be afraid to talk about something to someone. Sages don't like to make things awkward. Sages will feel depressed sometimes.

Wow! Sage got an A again.

by MaiAmber October 2, 2022

Dirty Sage

The act of kidnapping a midget named Henry and forcefully making him dookie on ur chest after you eat Taco Bell.

“Dude last night I hit the most diabolical dirty sage after Taco Bell”

by Winkle von vookshum June 4, 2024

Sage

A Sage is a strong person, boy or girl, who always has the best advice. Their smile will put you in a trance. If you have a Sage in your life, make sure to treat them well so you can have a great friend. Sages make great bf/gf’s and will always support you and give you love. Sages are very smart and athletic, but will never help anyone cheat. Sages are special, so you shouldn’t make them angry.

“Wow, they’re really smart and cute, I should ask them out”
“Duh! They’re a Sage”

by Catslovemeh321 March 18, 2022

Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.

I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

sage

someone who typically can NOT hold dares, especially when it comes to profile pictures.

person 1: "hey, truth or dare"
person 2: "dare"
person 1: "I dare you to have a zero two pfp for two weeks"
person 2: "NOOOOOO ONLY ONE HOUR"
person 1: "come on, don't be a sage."

by vivvers August 4, 2021