Russian Tourettes

When your level of expertise in the Russian language is only sufficient for swear words. Everything you say is either rude or creepy.

Russian Tourettes: "Туретта по-русски, сука"

by _srsh_ May 8, 2018

russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo

Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.

by KinkyFlower123 June 8, 2016

russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use

"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.

by MahaRandi May 13, 2016

russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.

Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!

by William Cumberton September 17, 2016

A Russian retreat

As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire

i pulled a russian retreat

by dat clever boi February 1, 2018

Russian Brisket

An alcoholic drink comprised of cheap vodka and bbq sauce -the cheaper the better

Joey was so drunk after we got Domino's that he walked in the music shop next door and did a Russian Brisket before being asked to leave.

by Russianbrisketman February 8, 2020

Russian Ronlette

Attending large parties or gatherings putting your life in jeopardy during the coronavirus pandemic.

Yo,that dudes been to 7 parties during quarantine with no mask! He’s basically playing Russian Ronlette with his life son!

by Shane Depree August 4, 2020