Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.

Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,

by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

Rotting

Another word for being tragically hungover, because the fumes of the alcohol are seeping out of your pores as you feel the wrath of the scaries.

Kelly: how are you feeling after last night? I’m so ill

Melissa: dude I’m rotting, I’m never drinking again

by richellealexis July 29, 2022

Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates

Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly

by Thlegend October 13, 2020

rot

Doing very little to nothing for extended periods of time. Can include playing video games, watching TV, eating, etc. Does not include anything productive.

Guy 1: “Do you want to do literally anything at all today”

Guy 2: “Nah I think I’m just going to rot all day”

by Formerly Chuck’s May 2, 2023

Bed rotting

Bed rotting is usually a sign of depression or loss of energy. Given the circumstances it means you’ve been in bed for most of the day or days on end. Instead of being a good thing, this makes you feel empty and removes energy to do things; even stuff you love.

Have you done anything today?
No, I’ve been bed rotting all day.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Rot

Rot is a deadly, otherwordly virus. It spreads from host to host and begins the decay process on whatever it touches. Rot should be feared and if you see any Rot you should report it to your local government immediately. Nothing is safe from Rot, and every instance should be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to deal with or make your own Rot, as it could end horribly.

Bro, I just went into the woods and saw some Rot there.

Dude we need to tell the police about it right now.

by HsifReal February 8, 2023

Brain Rot Syndrome

A behavioral phenomenon where an individual frequently uses specific words or phrases that are generally considered bothersome or cringe-inducing. This repetitive use becomes habitual, making it difficult for the person to avoid incorporating these terms into their everyday language.

Leo got hooked on the song “Skibidi” and started saying it all the time. He also used “rizz” to describe people’s charm, even when it didn’t fit the situation. This habit of using “skibidi” and “rizz” too much is what you’d call Brain Rot Syndrome—it’s when someone can’t stop using certain slang words that others find annoying.

by NotJurgen June 26, 2024