River Rat

A person who plays poker knowing that its all aobut chance and by getting the cards they need to own the noobs who take it seriosuly

"I got the Ace on the river!"

"You river rat!"

"Just owned you noob!"

by 375ml January 20, 2009

River Valley Charter School

One of the best schools in southern California. Despite being small, it is very valuable. It was established in 2001. Being a charter school, students go only on Tuesdays and Thursdays or on Wednesdays and Fridays depending on their grade. They do IS (independent study) at home. The school provides education for 7th to 12th grade.

It has such a wonderful atmosphere; everyone knows each other. The students are motivated, but they know how to have a good time, too. They have some of the best API scores that top "regular" high schools.

For more info, check out rivervalleyhigh.org

John: what school do you go to?

Derek: I go to River Valley Charter School!

John: You awesome person you.

by Derk the Shroomie December 7, 2012

river rat

anyone who lives in, around, or in a ten mile radius of the roanoke river, the roanoke river canal trail, or roanoke rapids. usually wear wife beaters, jean shorts, and air forces. smell bad. have a moustache and a shaved head.

Ben: look at that river rat. hes so filthy.
john: hell yea. him and his rat girlfriend make me sick to my stomach.
ben: yeah. why can't they grow beards? they have moustaches at age 12.
john: it's somethin in the water.

by fuckassbitch12 April 4, 2009

river dick

a term refering to the stench of ones dick after being in a body of water, such as a river.

Girl: Hey whys that smell so funny?
Guy: No worries, just a case of the river dick. Ill go shower if you want..
Girl: Na i kinda like it...
Guy: Well - ok then...continue.

by bdev9992 July 8, 2011

River frosch

A sexy boy who likes a lot of girls but acatoaly settles for one. He is wild a fun but can be very annoying. He likes to be out side. He likes small girls. Likes parties and is very funny.

Your such a river Frosch

by Ooornam September 30, 2011

river horse

someone who watches and waits in the same water near two lovers fucking and eventually may retrieve some sperm through water transportation. This person proceeds on to beat off to this event below the rapids.

Yo Ryan watched Amber fuck in the Lehigh, he was in the fuckin water what a river horse. -T.C.

by Ching Chong February 28, 2005

river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009