Bad Religion

One of the greatest punk rock bands of all time, and they're going bald at the same time. That's hard to do.

Bad Religion destroys crappy pop punk boy bands with their advanced rhetoric. LOL!

by TheOtherAndrew December 12, 2004

bad religion

LA based punk band that you either love madly, hate passionately or find exceedingly dull. Their songwriting team consists of a UCLA life science professor, and the president of Epitaph Records who tend to use a heightened and advanced vocabulary when coming up with their poignant socio-political and pseudo-philosophical lyrics. Their lineup also consists of some of punk rock's finest musicians including Greg Hetson of Circle Jerks fame, Brian Baker of Minor Threat/Dag Nasty fame and Brooks Wackerman from Suicidal Tendencies. They have been around for approximately twenty eight years.

"Look around and ask someone if you are alive,
you're a sidewalk cipher speaking prionic jive.
So, I give you me,
I give you nothing!"

-- "Give You Nothing"

Me: 'prionic jive?' Must be a Bad Religion song...

by Boxcar1565 February 6, 2008

Religion and Politics

1. Two of the three things you should never talk about in polite conversation.

2. Reason the world has shit like war, nukes, etc.

3. Sources of hours of online entertainment/brainwashing.

1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The Great Pumpkin
Talk about these and you're fucked.

Religion and politics, ain't they a bitch?

by RespectMaAuthoritah817 November 18, 2010

Religion Rape

When Someone Forces You To Hear About How God Has Changed There Life

" Dude That Old Man Just Religion Raped Us"

by DasHorn May 19, 2010

Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009

bad religion

Punk Rock's most important band. One of a few punk bands to sign to a major label and maintain both credability and integrity. Most known for their biting yet truthful political and social commentary. My favorite band of all time, and definately the best concert I have ever been to.

Go listen to the records.

by Todd Mullen January 11, 2005

Sharkian Religion

A religion made by the one and only Fijiiwater. It is the number one and sexiest religion out there.

Whoa, did you see those shark worshipers?
Yes I've heard they are Sharkian Religion.

by Marqiio June 19, 2021