The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste

Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”

by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

I aint reading allat

an excuse that a fatasses will used

person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses

by eric89391 October 23, 2023

I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024

if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

by anonymous June 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Fact That You Ar Eup 24/7 Is Concerning And Undoubtedly Will Be Your Demise Towards Proof Reading<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Fact That You Ar Eup 24/7 Is Concerning And Undoubtedly Will Be Your Demise Towards Proof Reading<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Fact That You Ar Eup 24/7 Is Concerning And Undoubtedly Will Be Your Demise Towards Proof Reading<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025