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After a gentelman bangs a chick and shoots his load in/on her it's good manners to hand her a towel to wipe off your man goo.
Ohh, that was very nice sex. Here's a spoo rag to wipe off with. Now, please make me a samich and go home
SPOO RAG by Harlin Wangmaster October 24, 2006
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Dink Rag 

A slang term for an asshole. It probably "is what you think it is". Made popular in the Webcomic "Pictures of You" by Gibson Twist.
Hey Dink Rag! We're having a New Years Eve party if you want to come!
Dink Rag by Burlyswamprat June 5, 2011

crusty jack rag

a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.
my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.
crusty jack rag by texliam May 14, 2007

don't-rag 

When an awkward white guy wears a do-rag.
Jim, I know you're pasty-white, but for the love of God take off that don't-rag in public.
don't-rag by The_Word_Smith July 23, 2015

Holy Rag-Doll

When a man ties/binds a woman to a fence {most commonly in a church-yard or another place of worship} in the crucifix position and proceeds to penetrate them. In the penultimate throes he then withdraws and cums into her hair. He follows this by rubbing the semen into her hair until it is messy like a Rag-Doll's. He then plays with the woman like a children's toy until he gets bored or is discovered by the police.
man to priest "Forgive me Father for i have sinned, last night i Holy Rag-Dolled some girl in the church yard"
The material (often towel, tissue, toilet paper or nearby piece of paper crumpled to softness) used to ejaculate in to at the end of a strenuous masturbatory session.
What they don't often advertise, is that the ShamWow makes a FANTASTIC Jag Rag.
Jag Rag by Sting Cunt-Stomper August 14, 2010