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totsie queer

A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.
Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!
by bitchesmcbitches12345 June 25, 2013
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queer key

a glorified form of being really homophobic, or just saying something that was a little insensitive.
"dude, you're being pretty queer key right now" "wow, that guy is being really queer key"
by missiwis June 2, 2019
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Hippie queer

person1:*sits down*
person 2:outta my seat hippie queer.
by fugginniggerfaggot March 11, 2017
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queer joy

a feeling of pure happiness queer people feel when being totally and unabashedly themselves
watching movies with hood queer representation makes me feel pure queer joy
by anonymous August 24, 2022
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Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
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Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).
Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".
by Nipples Magee August 27, 2011
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Queer Jerker

A man that is so good looking he can turn an otherwise straight man gay. Immediately.
Brody: Brad Pitt looks pretty good for his age.
Tex: Yeah, he's a real queer jerker.
by Paleki09 June 29, 2013
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