A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.
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Hey man did you see Dave's new deuce and a quarter?
No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?
No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?
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Get the quarter cracker mug.A quartermaster is a person who can go into an arcade with one quarter and make it last all night on one game. Not to be confused with a pinball wizard.
Nobody could stop Josh that night in 1983... He conquered Centipede and became Utica's only quartermaster for that game.
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Alternate definition: may be used to describe the quarters of a captain (as in money)
Alternate definition: may be used to describe the quarters of a captain (as in money)
HEY, don't touch my captain's quarters!
I got fucked in the captain's quarters last night, it felt great!
Hey my tico broje, I fucked some girl in the captain's quarters last night!
Check out the captain's quarters on that sizziling hot momacita.
I got fucked in the captain's quarters last night, it felt great!
Hey my tico broje, I fucked some girl in the captain's quarters last night!
Check out the captain's quarters on that sizziling hot momacita.
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Get the Captain's quarters mug.1 A stack of quarters inside a paper or thin cardboard sleave, such as used in a bank or cash rejister to hold a number of quarters for change.
2. The above, used as a weapon in the same fasion as brass nuckels. The roll of quarters is helled in your fist to make your nuckels even and your first harder.
2. The above, used as a weapon in the same fasion as brass nuckels. The roll of quarters is helled in your fist to make your nuckels even and your first harder.
1. A robber held up the gass station for half an hour only to find all that was in the cash rejister was a roll of quarters.
2. A man's shoulder was dislocated in a bar fight when his oponant hit him with a roll of quarters in his fist.
2. A man's shoulder was dislocated in a bar fight when his oponant hit him with a roll of quarters in his fist.
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