mutual back-patting society

a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos

I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.

by noladoc April 26, 2014

Cow Patty

bassically Cow Shit and thats it.

O man I stepped in a cow patty.

by Red XIVC June 11, 2006

Peppermint Patty

(n.) A shot of alcohol in which you get on your knees, have somebody else pour enough chocolate syrup into your mouth to cover your tongue, then take a 1 to 1.5 oz. shot of peppermint schnapps. Also known as a variation of the Dirty Girl Scout.

Get on your knees and take this Peppermint Patty!

by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009

patto

a patto is somebody that closed a pact with the devil in order to achieve an incredibly high level of intelligence

Andrew has solved the math problem in just ten minutes...he 's got to be a patto

by criminalpatto December 24, 2008

Robert Pattinson

British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.

fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!

fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!

Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?

by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 18, 2009

meat patties

Very large nipples resembling a meat patty.

Jaybang had massive meat patties, i could eat them on a bun.

by Lubenhousen March 24, 2008

Patterson

The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is dealt to each person, lowest card drinks face value. If there is a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.

Lets play Patterson

by Peter Phenow February 21, 2009