Fox-puppet

An angry complaining soul misinformed by sensationalist press.

Dear Fox-puppet, thank you for your email. Unfortunately...

Joe the Plumber was a total Fox-puppet.

Lou Dobbs was not suited to CNN; other channels are more appropriate for his attempts to create Fox-puppets.

by Lou Dobbs Ex-CNN November 13, 2009

Slut Puppet

Trashy woman who is more than willing to do anything their partner, or anyone who they find pleasing to their eye, wishes or enjoys no matter the cost.

That annoying kid in class who doesnt understand that the person they like wont go out with them so hes a slut puppet.

by SUcK$DI(kFOrCA$h May 3, 2015

SOCK PUPPET

Using a sock to jerk off into while operating an automobile. Thus having the sock catch your junk, preventing a mess all over your dash board and wind sheild.

I was bored on my way to work so I decided to bust out my sock puppet and jerk my junk before I got to the office.

by hasbri November 16, 2006

shit puppet

a male who will have sexual intercourse with anyone including the same sex for booze, smokes , or drugs. the above also refuses to work or collect welfare

sally told bobby that she thought her ex boyfriend was a real shit puppet for haveing sexual intercource with a man for beer.

by Colleen froms the lake April 18, 2009

Puppet Fucker

A Racial Term for White ethnicity for back woods in bred because they sometimes look like puppets

That Puppet Fucker is trying to get with his sister again.

by Essentric Eric November 29, 2010

sock puppets

having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.

Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?

by towlie October 2, 2002

meat puppet

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.

Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.

by pamschel January 12, 2009