Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

punched walls

To have a beat ass face or fucked up teeth.

Dude Sheena has a banging body, except for her punched walls

by Donkey Toucher July 14, 2019

Punching the werewolf

When a very hairy man is masturbating.

I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

by JudasJones August 28, 2019

Punchin' the clown

masterbating

Im in a sex rut and so I'm punchin' the clown more often.

by Sincityhard1 January 5, 2020

Punching a Kangaroo

slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Punching a Kangaroo: slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Man 1: Im gonna go punch a kangaroo

by awrenad January 15, 2023

Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

brain puncher

a pshychotherapist, counsellor or somat head inspector

got em goin some damn brain puncher and labellin me a nutbush

by chenelle December 28, 2005