PUMPKIN SUIT

As far as ALIEF SCHOOL DISTRICT, H-town Texas goes...the orange gymsuit you have to wear when you forget to bring your blue shorts & gray shirts. Often smells unclean and causes the wearer to wonder if it has been washed since yesterday and--more urgently--who was the last one to wear it the period before you arrived.

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

pumpkinfuck

a big load of fucking shit

I'm stuck working overtime, all in all, its a big pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

pumpkin sex

when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).

That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.

by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008

pumpknot

a large protusion on the body as a result of some type of trauma to it

I fell and hurt my knee, really, really bad and now I have this huge pumpknot on my knee!

by Lalamess October 30, 2008

dirty-pumpkin

The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.

1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.

2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.

3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.

by Snakeshit May 22, 2008

pumpkin wand

another name for the penis

He slew twenty maidens with his pumpkin wand.

by Willis Puffington December 19, 2006

pumpydoody

A semi-solid bowel movement with visible chunks of jiggly, unprocessed fat.

I had to bleach down the toilet after Barbara left a pumpydoody in it.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007